MCCCXX: The Comic Strip

SEASON II

Half the cast of Season I returns and a few new all-stars are added. Everything that happens and every character are now 1000% real.

	BISHOP ORIGIN: New York JOB: Associate Creative Director 1ST APPEARANCE: Season 1, Strip 1 Draws the strip. Hates losing.
	THE DIESEL ORIGIN: Tennessee JOB: Senior Director 1ST APPEARANCE: Season 1, Strip 6 Leads Potomac Wiffleball League in pitching.
	HOLMES ORIGIN: Massachusetts JOB: Web Designer 1ST APPEARANCE: Season 1, Strip 2 Has a blog.
	JAMIE ORIGIN: Michigan JOB: Coder 1ST APPEARANCE: Season 1, Strip 20 Knows where Transformers came from.
	JONES ORIGIN: Maryland JOB: Web Designer 1ST APPEARANCE: Season 1, Strip 2 Even when he wins, he loses.
	NINA & ABBY ORIGIN: Atlanta & Florida JOB: Editor & Editor 1ST APPEARANCE: Season 2, Strip 30 Both small. Both DJs.
	JOEL HAS LEFT 1320!! ORIGIN: Virginia JOB: Web Analyist 1ST APPEARANCE: Season 2, Strip 33 Cosmonauts!
	THE OMBLINGSMAN ORIGIN: ??? JOB: ??? 1ST APPEARANCE: Season 2, Strip 29 Assigned to observe Earth and its solar system. Sworn to an oath of non-interference.
	SILVIA ORIGIN: Brazil JOB: Editor 1ST APPEARANCE: ??? For her, cornbread is cake.

SEASON I

Meet the cast of a comic strip that is 100% true. All of these people are real and everything you read has actually happened. No animals were hurt during the making of this strip. Well, a squirrel fell off of a miniature motorcycle, but he was drunk.

	BISHOP ORIGIN: New York JOB: Web Designer 1ST APPEARANCE: Season 1, Strip 1 Oversees JONES. Draws the strip. Always wins.
	CRACKA HAS LEFT 1320!! ORIGIN: Canadia JOB: ??? 1ST APPEARANCE: Season 1, Strip 3 Smartie enthusiast.
	THE DIESEL ORIGIN: Tennessee JOB: Director 1ST APPEARANCE: Season 1, Strip 6 Amazingly strong for her size.
	HOLMES ORIGIN: Massachusetts JOB: Web Designer 1ST APPEARANCE: Season 1, Strip 2 Reports to [CHARACTER NOT UNLOCKED].
	JONES ORIGIN: Maryland JOB: Web Designer 1ST APPEARANCE: Season 1, Strip 2 Reports to BISHOP. Zombie expert.
	SCOTTY HAS LEFT 1320!! ORIGIN: Wisconsin JOB: Creative Director 1ST APPEARANCE: Season 1, Strip 1 Used to oversee BISHOP, JONES & HOLMES
	GIRL & PIG ORIGIN: ??? JOB: ??? 1ST APPEARANCE: Season 1, Strip 4 A girl and a pig.
	THE MAYO HAS LEFT 1320!! ORIGIN: Eggs? JOB: Object of Desire 1ST APPEARANCE: ??? Highly toxic. Master of disguise. Close to two years old.
	CERNA HAS LEFT 1320!! ORIGIN: New York? JOB: Writer/Producer 1ST APPEARANCE: Season 1, Strip 14 Once ate four boiled hot dogs in a sun-dried tomato wrap.
	JAMIE ORIGIN: Michigan JOB: Coder 1ST APPEARANCE: Season 1, Strip 20 Lives far, far away. Exact location uncertain. A.k.a. GERGIE.