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SEASON II
Half the cast of Season I returns and a few new all-stars are added. Everything that happens and every character are now 1000% real.
BISHOP
ORIGIN: New York
JOB: Associate Creative Director
1ST APPEARANCE: Season 1, Strip 1
Draws the strip. Hates losing.
THE DIESEL
ORIGIN: Tennessee
JOB: Senior Director
1ST APPEARANCE: Season 1, Strip 6
Leads Potomac Wiffleball League in pitching.
HOLMES
ORIGIN: Massachusetts
JOB: Web Designer
1ST APPEARANCE: Season 1, Strip 2
Has a blog.
JAMIE
ORIGIN: Michigan
JOB: Coder
1ST APPEARANCE: Season 1, Strip 20
Knows where Transformers came from.
JONES
ORIGIN: Maryland
JOB: Web Designer
1ST APPEARANCE: Season 1, Strip 2
Even when he wins, he loses.
NINA & ABBY
ORIGIN: Atlanta & Florida
JOB: Editor & Editor
1ST APPEARANCE: Season 2, Strip 30
Both small. Both DJs.
JOEL HAS LEFT 1320!!
ORIGIN: Virginia
JOB: Web Analyist
1ST APPEARANCE: Season 2, Strip 33
Cosmonauts!
THE OMBLINGSMAN
ORIGIN: ???
JOB: ???
1ST APPEARANCE: Season 2, Strip 29
Assigned to observe Earth and its solar system. Sworn to an oath of non-interference.
SILVIA
ORIGIN: Brazil
JOB: Editor
1ST APPEARANCE: ???
For her, cornbread is cake.

SEASON I
Meet the cast of a comic strip that is 100% true. All of these people are real and everything you read has actually happened. No animals were hurt during the making of this strip. Well, a squirrel fell off of a miniature motorcycle, but he was drunk.
BISHOP
ORIGIN: New York
JOB: Web Designer
1ST APPEARANCE: Season 1, Strip 1
Oversees JONES. Draws the strip. Always wins.
CRACKA HAS LEFT 1320!!
ORIGIN: Canadia
JOB: ???
1ST APPEARANCE: Season 1, Strip 3
Smartie enthusiast.
THE DIESEL
ORIGIN: Tennessee
JOB: Director
1ST APPEARANCE: Season 1, Strip 6
Amazingly strong for her size.
HOLMES
ORIGIN: Massachusetts
JOB: Web Designer
1ST APPEARANCE: Season 1, Strip 2
Reports to [CHARACTER NOT UNLOCKED].
JONES
ORIGIN: Maryland
JOB: Web Designer
1ST APPEARANCE: Season 1, Strip 2
Reports to BISHOP. Zombie expert.
SCOTTY HAS LEFT 1320!!
ORIGIN: Wisconsin
JOB: Creative Director
1ST APPEARANCE: Season 1, Strip 1
Used to oversee BISHOP, JONES & HOLMES
GIRL & PIG
ORIGIN: ???
JOB: ???
1ST APPEARANCE: Season 1, Strip 4
A girl and a pig.
THE MAYO HAS LEFT 1320!!
ORIGIN: Eggs?
JOB: Object of Desire
1ST APPEARANCE: ???
Highly toxic. Master of disguise. Close to two years old.
CERNA HAS LEFT 1320!!
ORIGIN: New York?
JOB: Writer/Producer
1ST APPEARANCE: Season 1, Strip 14
Once ate four boiled hot dogs in a sun-dried tomato wrap.
JAMIE
ORIGIN: Michigan
JOB: Coder
1ST APPEARANCE: Season 1, Strip 20
Lives far, far away. Exact location uncertain. A.k.a. GERGIE.

copyright 2006 Chris Bishop