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FEATURING: Bishop, Scotty
1ST APPEARANCE: Bishop, Scotty
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SCOTTY - yeah, we're like the coyote and the sheepdog in that looney tunes cartoon, you know. punch the clock, try to get the drop on each other, punch the clock and go have a drink. it's a beautiful thing, man. beautiful.
p.s. Ok, my hair was orange at the time, I admit it. But I don't own any purple clothes, let alone clothes with flowers on them. Come on, who am I in this cartoon, Holly Hobby? YouÂ’re a ****face.
FEATURING: Holmes, Jones
1ST APPEARANCE: Holmes, Jones
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HOLMES - Well, seeing that this was my first appearance in the strip I was pretty excited. Then I learned that I would be saying the same damn line every time. It really sucked because I only got paid to say it once. Cheap bastards.
FEATURING: Bishop, Cracka
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CRACKA - Ok, so I'm a little smug about how great Canada is sometimes, and really, what's wrong with that? It is a great place. But I don't mind the jabs, no, it's ok. I just know that all you Americans are really jealous. Treasonous Bastards! The commonwealth will prevail!!!
FEATURING: Bishop, Girl, Pig
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FEATURING: Bishop, Cracka, Jones
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JONES - Man I look sexy with a beard.
HOLMES - He does. He does.
HOLMES - That's not what I said!
FEATURING: Bishop, Diesel
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FEATURING: Bishop, Holmes, Scotty
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FEATURING: Cracka, Jones, Scotty
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CRACKA - If only you knew...
FEATURING: Bishop, Diesel, Holmes, Jones, a zombie
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FEATURING: Cracka
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FEATURING: Bishop, Cracka, Holmes, Jones, some girl
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FEATURING: Bishop, Cracka
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CRACKA - This one always brings a tear to my eye... But I'll never be your girlfriend.
FEATURING: Holmes, Jones, Scotty
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FEATURING: Cerna, Jones
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JONES - I like pie.
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FEATURING: Bishop, Holmes
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BISHOP - This happens. Often.
FEATURING: Bishop, Cracka, Holmes, Jones
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FEATURING: Bishop, Cracka
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FEATURING: Cerna, Diesel
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FEATURING: Bishop, Holmes, Jamie, Jones
1ST APPEARANCE: Jamie
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JONES - This strip is brought to you by Call of Duty and Call of Duty: United Offensive. "The artist's choice in wasting time when freelance projects are due."
HOLMES - I am not a Nazi.
JAMIE - Yes, he is. But he's in a 12 step program.
FEATURING: Bishop, Jones
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FEATURING: Bishop, Cracka, Jamie, Jones
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JAMIE - So gripping, so powerful, so mean it'll make you cry!
BISHOP - Camper!
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FEATURING: Cracka, Diesel, Holmes, Jones, Scotty
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SCOTTY - Hey, do you think Jones is the only one who even tries to get real work done anymore? Jones, when was your last "Holmes" day? Dude, you should just take a "Holmes" day. It's gotta be time.
BISHOP - The genius of this strip is that the reader will never know if that is the Beatles playing or me singing along to a midi.
FEATURING: Bishop, Holmes, Jones, Scotty
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BISHOP - She's gone...
FEATURING: Bishop, Cracka
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BISHOP - Great. Now he's gone...
FEATURING: Bishop, Jamie
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FEATURING: Bishop, Jones, Holmes
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FEATURING: Bishop, Jones, Holmes, Omblingsman
1ST APPEARANCE: Omblingsman
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FEATURING: Jamie, Nina & Abby
1ST APPEARANCE: Nina & Abby
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FEATURING: Jamie, Star Wars Ghost Cracka
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FEATURING: Bishop, Nina & Abby
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FEATURING: Bishop, Joel, Holmes, Omblingsman
1ST APPEARANCE: Joel
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